16 September 2012

French handcuffs



Skype this evening.

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Me: "Yes, I do like femininity, it's not a secret—"

Mom: "It's because your dad is so feminine, you've grown up with—"

Dad: "Fuck you!"

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Dad: "Do you really want to start this war, Kristen? Because I'll have them deport you. Do you want to be put in French handcuffs?"

Mom: "Oooh, French handcuffs, that sounds hot."